When AlphaMale and AlphaFemale take me there I run and run and run. Sometimes I jump. And then I run. And then I smell. And then I chase little animals through the woods. In the snowy times AM and AF wear these big flat noisy things on their feet and it makes them really slow and goofy looking---and they think I look silly in my pooty-booties! Here's some of my favourite things to do at Millvale...
JUMPING
RUNNING
DIGGING
At Millvale I'm always having to stop and wait for AlphaFemale because she likes to take pictures like this:
It's trees and snow and sunlight. What's the big deal? Of course AlphaMale is just as bad. Here's an old rusty stove he thought was important (I didn't even pee on it):
I mean, come on you guys...
...there's jumping to do!
