Bobo in the Great Outdoors

Last week AlphaMale took me camping at a place called Blomidon. It was fun because there was lots of little squirrels and birds that were scared of me. But there was so many bushes it was hard for me to pee on all of them. AlphaMale kept making fires, which were smoky and noisy and I didn't like them. He held these funny pieces of meat on a stick over the fire, and then he ate them. I tried a couple, and they tasted kind of like my dog food; not bad, AlphaMale!


One afternoon AlphaMale took me to a place called Ross Farm. This is a place where a whole bunch of animals keep a few people as pets. I got to meet lots of the animals. Here are some of them:

I liked this guy a lot because he was about the same size as me. But I kind of wanted to eat him, too. I tried to tell him to go stand over there with his friends so I could keep an eye on all of them, but he wouldn't listen. I don't think he was very smart. He had rectangles in his eyes.



This lady liked AlphaMale a lot.


But then she tried to eat my leash.


So I shouted "No! No! No!" and then she got mad and banged her head against the fence.


These guys pull a car around the place. I don't know why they can't just use a normal car like the one I ride in. It would be way less bumpy, and faster.


I didn't even need to stick my nose in their butts to smell them.


Then AlphaMale made me stay for a picture with this guy, when all I wanted to do was get off the car and go roll in one of the poos the BigBums left in the road.

Later that day we went to the beach. It was awesome. The water was out really far so everything was wet and muddy and stinky.

First I ran over here.


Then I ran over there.


And then over here.


And then I ran at AlphaMale and I jumped on him! Happy happy happy!

Here's another good thing about the beach: it tastes great!

I ate so much seaweed. It tastes even better than grass. But then I started to wheeze.

I was so tired from the farm and the beach that I went right to sleep when we got back to the campsite. One of the funny things about camping is that AlphaMale sleeps in this strange floppy kennel for some reason. Best part, though, is that he let me sleep in it, too! I'm part of the pack, I'm part of the pack!


Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that this Blomidon place is on top of a mountain. So it was foggy and cold in the morning and I had to curl up and cover myself with my tail to stay warm. But in the afternoon you could see for miles.

I think I could smell Ontario from here. I miss Mavis.